SEX IN MARRIAGE !!!! by Meena Kaoje

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What else can I say: Please share with your partner.
Good Luck.

A lot of people don’t associate sex with God – they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex weren’t holy. Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style
Nowhere is it stated that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!!!!.
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Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Hill brow.
Have you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don’t? Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you’re a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a v jay jay(woman private part). They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in
stores hoping to see what’s hidden under panties, because their wives hide it from them.

Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her
husband. There are many married women who don’t know what their husbands’ penises look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They’ve never touched it, let alone see it, because the husband switches off the lights
before undressing. A penis is a wife’s toy – she is supposed to play with it.

couples should be blamed for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day’s work. You find many couples who’ve been sexually starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.
You can’t marry and not have a good time in bed.

WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why can’t you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife?
We’re all equal in sex – it’s not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. This is the « Whole Truth, Nothing but the Truth » so God Help Us from the Beginning.

TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren’t in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn’t want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there’s a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING…….
TO My DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons
you didn’t get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn’t come
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
0 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was runny
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn’t talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, « Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling? »
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

 

2 réflexions sur “ SEX IN MARRIAGE !!!! by Meena Kaoje ”

  1. I seem to find you on all corners of the world. But that’s a good thing. I have seen this post of yours in a few places (i.e. fb) and I have been resisting the urge to make comments about it but no more. I shall have my say.
    I don’t understand why a wife would shy away from her husband’s « P » thing. IT’S HER PROPERTY AS LONG AS SHE REMAINS HIS WIFE. If ladies can remember the following ten attributes, they WILL have a better understanding of their “life” partners. As you pointed out, they should play with it, and I say they should also kiss it and caress it with affection, but ABOVE all treat it with RESPECT AND UTTER REVERANCE! WHY?
    1) The « P » thing is God’s most powerful representative on Earth. Like God, the « P » thing is the only power that can give life on this planet.
    2) It’s the only object in the world that has a perfect symmetry even when it is bent.
    3) Nothing quite like it to the touch-Soft like velvet outside and hard as iron inside.
    4) The Angrier it gets, the more majestic and admirable it becomes. And the happier its female partner becomes.
    5) It is Justice personified as it does not discriminate amongst its female peers. When presented with anyone, IT WILL FUCK IT.
    6) It sees no evil nor hears no evil but has a trillion degrees sensitivity level.
    7) The « P » thing has the ability to give the highest pleasure-levels known to womanhood. Imitations like Dildos, feathers, chocolates..or whatever…don’t even come close to the real thing..they are all pretenders.
    8) It has the ability to make most women forget to pick up their undies and BRAINS from the floor afterwards.
    8) The « P » thing hates teeth and hairy pussy.
    9) Its trio of best friends are: pussy, lips and tongues.
    10) When its job is done, it has the ability to hide quickly until called upon again.

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