Men Are Just Happier People:

            What do you expect from such simple creatures?

1-    Your last name stays put.

2-    The garage is all yours.

3-     Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4-    Chocolate is just another snack.

5-    You can be President.

6-    You can never be pregnant.

7-     You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

8-    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

9-    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

10- The world is your urinal.

11- You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

12- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

13-  Same work, more pay.

14- Wrinkles add character.

15- Wedding dress :$5000. Tux rental: $200.

16- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

17- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

18- One mood all the time.

19- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

20- You know stuff about tanks.

21-  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

22- You can open all your own jars.

23- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

24- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

25- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

26-  You almost never have strap problems in public.

27- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

28-  Everything on your face stays its original colour.

29- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

30-  You only have to shave your face and neck.

31- You can play with toys all your life.

32- One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

33- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

34- You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

35-  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

36-  You only have to shave your face and neck.

37- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.