Men Are Just Happier People:
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
1- Your last name stays put.
2- The garage is all yours.
3- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4- Chocolate is just another snack.
5- You can be President.
6- You can never be pregnant.
7- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
9- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10- The world is your urinal.
11- You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
12- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
13- Same work, more pay.
14- Wrinkles add character.
15- Wedding dress :$5000. Tux rental: $200.
16- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
17- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
18- One mood all the time.
19- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
20- You know stuff about tanks.
21- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22- You can open all your own jars.
23- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
25- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
26- You almost never have strap problems in public.
27- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
28- Everything on your face stays its original colour.
29- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
30- You only have to shave your face and neck.
31- You can play with toys all your life.
32- One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
33- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
34- You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
35- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
36- You only have to shave your face and neck.
37- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.